Pre-order
Goon Cave
2 gal · 7.6 L
$79.95
Ships in 2-4 weeks — each one is made to order.
Two gallons. Seven-point-six liters. A pail with a handle, which means it cannot be hidden and was never meant to be. The Goon Cave exists for the man who has run the math on per-ounce pricing and made peace with what the math implies.
Each pail is made to order — that's why it's a pre-order and takes 2–4 weeks to ship. Use it to refill Bop It, Twist It, and Pull It, or don't explain yourself at all. The full philosophy is documented in the essay below.
- Water-based formula
- Condom-safe
- Unscented
- Wipes off · washes out
- Made in the USA
Questions? The FAQ answers the ones you'd actually ask — or read Two Gallons: An Essay on Commitment from the Journal.